My Life : Getting Personal

If you haven’t read the previous About Me Page then I suggest you head over and check it out at But if you have read it, well, get ready for another one.

I am a social media nerd, a lover of Excel spreadsheets, a passionate Will Ferrell fan, an English over Italian suit guy, a brand builder, a developing SEO expert, a lover of books, a man with taste yet not enough money to quench that pallet, a turkey burger fan, a griller, a gym addict, a lover of candles, a cold shower type of guy, a content specialist, a hopeful romantic, a whisky man, a vision board maker, a reciter of famous quotes about life, a reader of love stories, a very amateur film student, a developing bicep curl master, a 0 degree black belt, a whittler, a pretty decent fire starter, a fisherman, a ridiculous storyteller, a Photoshop connoisseur, a passionate man, a lover of love, a fan of Walking Dead, a MEGA fan of Breaking Bad, a lucky speller, a

140 characters run through my veins and I have watched The Notebook 6 times. I can typically keep the ash on my cigar despite gravity’s need to make it fall. I slid down an electric fence once and thanked it for scratching my back. When I was 7 I was hit in the face with a baseball bat. Twice I have been hit in the nose with a baseball thrown by a young man who now pitches for the Chicago White Sox. I once found they key to happiness, but then lost it with my actual keys. I fail a lot. When in doubt I throw it up to the Big Guy and believe that He has a very interesting sense of humor. I accidentally spilled a half gallon of water on my crushes homework in high school. I can make little kids laugh and on occasion I trip up stairs. I lit a Chinese firework once, and the results were disturbing yet fantastic. I consider myself the 117th most interesting man in the world. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do…I definitely pick something a bit darker and heavier than Dos Equis…typically a Guinness.

I like to think outside of the box, then take it apart and turn it into some sort of sculpture. I love LEGO’s. I collected Pokemon cards when I was young. I once took too many scoops of Pre Workout and forgot what country I was in. I have a tendency to think I can take jumps on my snowboard and end up redesigning the snow. I am embarrassed every time my mom says “panties.” I often have fits of insomnia and end up writing out my future on the wall. I’ve watched A Beautiful Mind Twice. I’ve created a 1 step guide on How To Become A Man and have been known to get really lucky with taking awesome pictures. When I was young, my parents convinced me that the fireworks on 4th of July were for me. My birthday is on the 3rd.

I have no appendix. I’ve torn most of the cartilage out of my right knee. Im obsessed with quote photos. Instagram makes my heart sing. I’m incredibly stubborn. I love Hall and Oats. I have a bit of a salt tooth. I believe smiling is one of the best things for your health. I have the cardio of a sled dog. I often ponder the meaning of dreams. I often make up words. I’ve been known to hit insane shots playing H.O.R.S.E. I respect witty hashtags. I once dreamed I played left field for the SF Giants – I’m a pitcher. I’ve taken grounders off of pretty much every body part. I’ve thrown pitches high and in. Im obsessed with inspiring documentaries and have possibly cried during one or two. I am fascinated with slalom skiers. I am uninterested in politics, love the furriness of bears, and my favorite movie is Ratatouille. Second to Ratatouille is Despicable me. I have screamed like a little girl during scary movie previews. I’ve always wanted to visit Germany. Motivational speaking is in my future. I’m allergic to honey.

Here’s a little bit more about me. I hope you enjoyed it!

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  • sjvella
    December 12, 2013 at 2:01 am

    Ur the only guy I know that loves the Notebook, it my all time favorites with Moulin rouge and a walk to remember when it comes to romantic movies. Love walking dead and breaking bad even though I haven’t watched the last 2 season because I don’t want it to end :(. I’ve visited Germany it’s very nice, but you should visit Malta too 😀

  • Kathy Tetlock
    December 12, 2013 at 6:34 am

    Brilliant, I love that you once found the key to happiness!

  • Shoes Summerfield
    December 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    Well done! I like the “lucky speller”. I too have had the fortune of a natural ability (luck) at spelling. Only written though, never very good verbally. Oh, also trip up the stairs on occasion, I think my mind often gets ahead of my body in such a way. Odd that you’re a Hall & Oates fan. I recently bumped into another WordPresser who was as well…I should point her in the direction of this post. 🙂

  • michd74
    December 12, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    Real men appreciate The Notebook! WELL DONE!

  • magmap
    December 13, 2013 at 8:45 am

    50% of this is me. Wow! I find myself pondering about my dreams too. I have a holiday birthday too (Christmas). And I love that you have faith in God! I would not be here without him!!!!

  • Tolerable but not tempting
    December 16, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Yes! A man who admits to liking The Notebook 🙂

  • Pangeline Edwards
    December 21, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    All I can say is that you are one exciting person Evan.